do not break glass.........just open my purse. I'm the kind of person you want to be stuck with in the event of some disaster. You may be able to survive with the contents of my bag for up to a week. This is a well known fact among family and friends. So, since I am just getting started in the blogging world, Sarah suggested that 'the contents of my purse' would make an excellent post. With the help of Tiffany's ever-present camera, and Kelli's recounting of my MacGyver skills a few Sundays back, my first 'real' blog entry was born.
I am a superhero and my purse is my superpower.
I can feed the hungry....sweetarts, fruit roll up, or gum. Usually there are more food items in there, like a pop tart or a baggy of crackers or something, but this time it was just candy. Having so much food and goodies in my bag has earned me the nickname "Auntie Snack", a title I hold proudly!
If I can't feed the hungry, I can save them money with some coupons, give them a recipe, or a Coldstone giftcard.
Help the sick (coughdrops and kleenex). Be a beacon in the dark for the lost (tiny flashlight). Perform a variety of life saving skills with my trusty pocket knife. This is what Kelli was a witness to, one Sunday I fixed baby sunglasses by using my pocket knife as a screwdriver. Protect the innocent (mace- don't leave home without it! and a change purse heavy enough to knock some teeth out) Help the needy....anyone need a hairclip, floss, eye drops, girly products, 3 kinds of chapstick, a pen, fingernail clippers/file, or lotion??
Just shine the signal up in the sky.
Since my bags are often know as 'Mary Poppins bag', I think the silhouette of this bag is a fitting signal.
I'll see you on the roof!
I am a superhero and my purse is my superpower.I can feed the hungry....sweetarts, fruit roll up, or gum. Usually there are more food items in there, like a pop tart or a baggy of crackers or something, but this time it was just candy. Having so much food and goodies in my bag has earned me the nickname "Auntie Snack", a title I hold proudly!
If I can't feed the hungry, I can save them money with some coupons, give them a recipe, or a Coldstone giftcard.
Help the sick (coughdrops and kleenex). Be a beacon in the dark for the lost (tiny flashlight). Perform a variety of life saving skills with my trusty pocket knife. This is what Kelli was a witness to, one Sunday I fixed baby sunglasses by using my pocket knife as a screwdriver. Protect the innocent (mace- don't leave home without it! and a change purse heavy enough to knock some teeth out) Help the needy....anyone need a hairclip, floss, eye drops, girly products, 3 kinds of chapstick, a pen, fingernail clippers/file, or lotion??
Just shine the signal up in the sky.
Since my bags are often know as 'Mary Poppins bag', I think the silhouette of this bag is a fitting signal.
I'll see you on the roof!
8 comments:
I can attest to Auntie Snack's heroism as she saved me many times in primary, while pregnant with Callie. She always had nourishment to serve me in my time of need. You truly are a hero in my eyes!
Great post! I can see you shall be an entertaining blogger! GET THAT DIGITAL CAMERA! Or just hang around me more...me and my camera!
Yay for Auntie Snack! Maybe I should make you a cape. :)
LOL, I love it. I can totally verify for everyone how true this is. Not only are you "Aunit Snack" but whenever in need of a feminine item (hairbrush, tampon, lipgloss, etc.) I have always known who to ask...this must be why we are best friends. I am ALWAYS in need of something. :) Great first post...can't wait for more. :) Btw, yes Melissa...make this girl a cape! :)
Love it!! what a fun blog, keep them coming!!
Let me know when you need more coupons!
Oh and how those cheesecakes come out!
Yes, I saw the news before going out of town this weekend! So Sad!! I think she should still finish it - Harry Potter got leaked and she still finished!
i love it! i am totally cracking up! great metaphors and structure. yippee!
Woohooo!! I got approval from the English teacher!
You just made my day, Kelli!!
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